Around 8 a.m. on my way out to the car my bowl of cereal collided with the car. No damage to either thankfully. So I head into work with the remainder of my cereal in my lap. Next thing I know the cereal is all over my lap and I decide walking into a middle school looking like I'd wet my pants was not a good idea, besides the fact that it was uncomfortable.
So I go to grab my phone to call my boss and I discover that my phone fell with the cereal, but didn't get caught. I drove the next five minutes home sopping wet and imagining the small pieces my phone would be in from the weight of the car.
Luckily, I find my phone where it fell in the road in perfect working order. So I call my boss, lock the door and close it. Unfortunately the car was still running.
So I hang up with my boss and call Noah and spend the next 5-10 minutes soaked, leaning against my still running car.
Thank goodness for Noah. He's my hero.
You'd think it would end there. Nope. I go to get my recommend signed because he forgot to sign somewhere and realize my parents names are wrong so I spend the next hour waiting to fill out a new one. Sigh. I'm getting married one way or another.
1. Always have keys in hand before exiting running vehicles.
2. Don't eat cereal on the way to work.